RESTRICTED

AREA 51 // SECTOR 7G

SYSTEM LOCKED. VERIFY BIOMETRICS.

Hold to Verify Identity

UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS WILL BE TERMINATED

COMMAND CENTER

ONLINE // SECURE CONNECTION

SYSTEM STATUS

GIRLZ DETECTED: 0
PIZZA LEVEL: CRITICAL (15%)
BRO CODE: ACTIVE
> Scanning sector 7...
> No threats found.
> Gaming protocols initiated.

MISSION LOG

Call of Duty Night

Squad mobilization at 2100 hours. Bring snacks.

2 hours ago

Gym Grind

Leg day isn't optional, soldier.

5 hours ago

Movie Marathon

Rewatching the entire Terminator franchise.

Yesterday

REFLEX TRAINER

SCORE: 0

CLICK 'START' TO BEGIN TRAINING